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Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb 

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.
ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

Burn a furry alive day 

On January 1st, anyone who survived NNN and joined in on national beat a furry day gets to burn one alive.
Wow, its national burn a furry alive day already! Time to send them back to which they came, which is hell!

Burn a dog 

1) To defecate; 2) a very large, and urgent bowel movement
"I really need to run, gotta burn a dog.", or "I'm gonna burn a dog, hop in the shower then I'll head over our way."
Burn a dog by YllodYollH March 20, 2019

let's burn a blue 

American slang talk for smoking little blue pain pills.
Guy# 1: Hey man... let's burn a blue!
Guy#2: No thanks...I only burn green.
let's burn a blue by JoeyBomm August 13, 2023

burn a unit

The artful process of either rolling a fat blunt and smoking it, or packing a thick bowl and smoking it. Unit refers to a unit of measurement, whether it be the "bowl" unit or the"blunt" unit. Burning a unit is distinct from regular smoking of marijuana, however, in that it is done with an elegance that can only be achieved through years of training and developing a reliable method, thus becoming a master of the art.
I sure would like to burn a unit, but I have to write the outline for this speech. Damn I hate college...
burn a unit by Thick_propheT November 21, 2009

burn a bridge 

street slang, the act of spraying(bombing, hence the term) a bridge with a lot of tags/throw-ups.

see "100 Grand Canyon" by Cancer Bats
And all the kids are bridge burnin', throwin' up their names!
And all the heads are street learnin', steppin' up their game!

"yo man let's go burn a bridge"
burn a bridge by ranimal April 3, 2008