Lady Gag(a) 

A massively overrated and overly popular woman who could produce multiple children by herself. For those who don't know, yes, she has both. She has talent, but in my opinion, not very creative.
Modest Mouse is much better.

"Lady Gag(a) is worse at poker than jesus riding a motorunicycle while chugging Popov and playing against Bulgarian midgets made of pessimism."

Lady Gag(a) by peter and his monkey February 18, 2010

lady with a dick 

this is when a guy tucks and the girl comes up behind him and has sex with him in this it looks like the girl is in the guy its quit funny to see if you ever have a chance

man that looked like your girlfriend has a dick "yeah man thats the, lady with a dick"

lady with a dick by tally wildman May 8, 2009

pink lady in a shot glass 

When a female is about to climax due to cunnilingus, reaches up and slaps her partner across the face, then proceeds to climax on said face.

Watch out for that chick, she'll give you a pink lady in a shot glass!

pink lady in a shot glass by Qrocks April 24, 2014

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis 

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013

Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie? 

A phrase spoken with an Irish or Scottish accent, meaning, be a man and get it done.

Guy1: I don't think i can do it.

Irishman: Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie?

Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie? by Swagger-2094 July 21, 2011