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slidin’ a Biden 

“Did you see old Joe at the D-Day memorial ceremony in France yesterday? In the middle of the ceremony he crouched down halfway, closed his eyes and everyone knew that he was slidin’ a Biden.”

Sliding a biden 

When going to the bathroom and taking a shit
Can’t talk right now I’m sliding a Biden
Sliding a biden by Lou34691 June 10, 2024

Sliding a biden 

Couldn’t answer the phone I was sliding a biden
Sliding a biden by Lou34691 June 11, 2024

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden 

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Drop a joe Biden 

Taking a voluminous, stinky, soft serve Poo.
Yo homey, you better pull over at the next rest stop so I can drop a Joe Biden. If you don’t, I swear that I’m going to drop a Biden in my pants.
Drop a joe Biden by Skone Dog September 1, 2021

You're such a Joe Biden 

A Joe Biden is a real, true, ultimate gigachad. He's sexy and everyone wants him as sugar Daddy. Usually they are light haired and tall. Facial features are sharp, and their bodies are a cause of instant orgasm.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Paul, the new guy?
Person 2: Yeaaa!! He's such a Joe Biden!! I want him to be my sugar Daddy
Person 1: I know right!! Have you seen that body!? And that face!! Look there he is!!
Person 2: HEY PAUL! You're such a Joe Biden!! Shit I think I'm hard...