Pulling a Jack 

When ever your friend goes to do a small task such as getting a soda, but takes multiple hours instead and comes back with a Nintendo Switch

"Hey guys, i'm gonna go grab a soda." *4 hours later* "Sorry for pulling a jack guys, but now i have a Nintendo Switch

Pulling a Jack by Skylemac February 9, 2019

Smack-A-Jack 

To slap another with enough force to knock some sense back upon them.

Louie im going to smack-a-jack you so fast!!!

Smack-A-Jack by slapshotpeewee9 May 4, 2007

Pull a jack 

To pull a jack is to either completely embarrass yourself in a situation that shouldn’t have occurred, or to simply say something so irrelevant or stupid that it resembles something a jack would do

“That literally had nothing to do with anything don’t pull a jack

Pull a jack by creator657 June 2, 2018

pull a jack ass 

to harm a friend for laughs.normaly found funny only by the person who pulled a jack ass and after words is normaly severly injured by the person who he pranked

i got a drunk the other night and mike had to go pull a jack ass and shaved my head in my sleep when i got up i beat him to a bloody pulp.

pulling a jack ass can be funny if the pulled jack ass will only effect the person for a week or so go ahead shave your friends eye brows in his sleep take pictures of u farting in his face just remember if u do somthing that will effect the person for a long period of time he'll either beat u to death or charge u with assault i've seen it happen.

pull a jack ass by jack ass hater January 15, 2007

pulling a jack 

pulling a jack: passing out after imbibing or inhaling a small amount of illegal or legal narcotic.

Man, landrith is pulling a jack tonight, i think he pissed himself, and hes passed out.

(jacks passed out in the back of the van snoring)
..troy-"damn, jacks asleep"
..landrith-"yea we should get him home"
..ben-"jack wake up its time for a bong hit"

pulling a jack by Ben Lustig January 11, 2009

Pull a Jack 

The act of doing something that goes against all mortal logic and basic understanding aswell as denying the laws of physics.
This can take form in many different ways but most often is defined when great risk accompanies the action.
For example - Pinging an entire Discord with the Risk of an Asian superior overlord erasing the "Jack's" existence.

A: @everyone
B: Could you not Pull a Jack

Pull a Jack by TheLenTM October 18, 2019

crack a jack

to take a dump, have a shit, to defecate.

"I need to crack a jack"

crack a jack by sparky.exe September 6, 2006