A #selfie, a picture that is self taken over and over and can never be pleased with the slight areas of issues to have with features...like blemishes, wonky eye, big nose, stiff upper lip, double chin....bless whoever has all of those and not just the one!!!

Jilly: (snap) mmmm, now which one should I use? (asks her teddy bear)

Teddy: (just stares)

Jill: well you're no help, you're suppose to point out how beautiful I am.

Teddy: (just stares with a slight shrugging look this time)

Jill: so which #selfie pic am I supposed to use then....mmmmm, how about all of them?

Teddy: (just stares this time with sheer panic)

If only teddy bear could shake his head frantically!!!

#Selfie by Long Johns November 27, 2013

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#sfa

Basicly every single form of business practice coming from Sony can be qualified under the SFA hashtag.
Sony fails on a regular basis in their game, phone, tv and all other subdivisions.

Sony: That's why we are bringing "the fastest gaming network" to you the players.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Sony and their promises?
Person 2: I lost faith in Sony after not returning my discman back from the repair #SFA, enjoy your smokes and mirrors.

#sfa by Baz Chillin December 16, 2013

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#sneezingonthehomies

#SneezingOnTheHomies is a term used when someone is disrespecting a friend/homie.

Bruh she #SneezingOnTheHomies

#sneezingonthehomies by Schmucking May 14, 2018

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