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token dude dick 

DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.
Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”
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token spotting 

like train spotting but you're not trying to spot trains, you spot the token's in groups of people. Can be any token i.e. Black guy, gay guy, homosexual, tranvestite, white guy, indian etc etc etc.

When you spot one you get 2 points. Player with most points wins

A really good game to play with a mate in a busy area.
Jordan: Dude, James totally beat Tom at Token spotting.
James: I know
token spotting by keylikesfood December 16, 2006
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Nosh Token 

A token or coin which a male is given from an early age by their farthers. The Nosh Token can be exchange at any vendor (female) for sexual intercourse at any given moment, however they can only be used once in a life time. So pick wisely
Excuse me fair maiden may i exchange this Nosh Token for 1 ride upon you tuppeance?

Here you go son, your very first Nosh Token!
Nosh Token by PussyMachine November 5, 2010

Tokecrastinator 

One who prolongs their toke. Tells a story while holding the weed, takes forever to take a hit.
Dude, you've been holding the pipe for like 3 minutes, you're such a damn tokecrastinator

Tokenism 

Parading around your best example of a marginalized group (that one woman CEO or that one amazing black teacher) to prove you aren’t sexist or racist.
white People: look at this article about a black man who spends extra time with kids with no dads... why isn’t THIS viral?
Answer: because it’s Tokenism and black people doing something great isn’t as rare as YOU think.
A person that developed a mental disability right after downloading Tik Tok.
They have an IQ anywhere between -8 to 2.
They will remain dumb for the rest of their life.
1:Dude, do you see those tik tokers?
2:yes bro they are so dumb
1:yeah, they should be the only group of people that you should be legally allowed to bully and torture.
Tik Toker by Tapitos March 3, 2020

non-fungible token 

PNGs and JPEGs that cost tons of money but does nothing

A.K.A scam
Person 1: Hey dude, I just made a red monkey Non-fungible token.

Person 2: That hits hard, gonna take a screenshot.