Low rent punk

The dude that works at the parts house where you get parts, is infinitely more intelligent than you but never really helps any situation....probably lives with his folks and is in his early thirties

I talked to the boy at the parts house the other day and thought I had found an alternator for a work truck...turns out he’s just a low rent punk

Low rent punk by SAdrian July 31, 2018

Diff’rent Stroked 

The act of being masterbated by the cast members of the hit 80’s tv show, Diff’rent Strokes.

Man 1: Hey bro, remember the time we took our acting careers to the next level and were extras on Diff’rent Strokes?

Man 2: Boy do I! I remember when Kimberly, Arnold, and Mrs. Garrett took down my pants and Diff’rent Stroked me and I accidentally jizzed on Willis and Mr. Drummond. They were so smooth I never knew who’s turn it was. I couldn’t tell the Diff’rence!

Diff’rent Stroked by Hal L April 30, 2021

friend rent 

The way a friend (especially a more annoying one) earns your friendship for a period of time, usually with a good deed or a funny moment.

That was probably the funniest thing he’s said in a while. That’s his friend rent for the week.

friend rent by Controller Rick June 26, 2022

paying their rent 

Concerned with. Bothered by. Bugged about. Pissed off about.
Thinking about.

Those fuckers at the club pissed me off.
Man, why are you paying their rent?

paying their rent by linuxkidd August 4, 2010

piece of rent 

Someone who sells themselves or their services indiscriminately.

Get out of here you no good piece of rent.

piece of rent by Muffy Tingstud January 10, 2018

keeping the rent low 

Negligent discharge of firearms close or inside urban rental property, be intentional or not intentional.

Playing loud music and watching pornography on high volume.

Better exicuted if your neighbors are as cool as you.

Guy 1: "Hey neighbor, did you hear a gun shot last night?"

Guy 2: " That was me keeping the rent low. Friend in apartments up the block said they raised his rent"

keeping the rent low by Ndotktrl August 3, 2022

keeping the rent low 

In real life, it's unsavory, dangerous, or disgusting actions done in urban rental property - be intentional or unintentional - to deter new tenants and force the landlord from increasing the rent (as no one would normally pay high rent for an unsafe or unkept property, and the existing tenants stay because of the lower price).

Online, it's a community's acts of exaggerated unpopular behavior as a way to gatekeep by attempting piss off and deter unwanted members and behaviors on purpose. Said behavior may not necessarily be how the community actually behaves.

Guy 1: Landlord's about to increase the rent

Guy 2: *plays porn on max volume* *discharges a pistol in the air* *pisses on the floor outside*

Guy 2: There, I'm keeping the rent low

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User: Hey Admin, the server's starting to get more Anti Shippers
Admin: Get me pics of incest ships, I'll plaster it in the announcements channel to keep the rent low

keeping the rent low by TehAwesomestKitteh October 29, 2023