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Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.
I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!
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Daniel Fadi-Sadée 

Is very idiotique, also he thinks hes funny but actually is very dumb. He is also thinking hes the leader of the dog avatar picture and of the boys.
Daniel Fadi-Sadée is very dumb and thinks hes funny but, hes not.
Daniel Fadi-Sadée by Blueyso February 7, 2020

Dane Cook Status 

When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.
WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel

The Daniel Tosh Specialty 

A sexual act in which Daniel Tosh visits your home along with Frankie Muniz and proceeds to stuff pre-chewed skoal into your grandfather's asshole, chop his own urethra off and then suck the skoal out of your grandfather's asshole with it. All while Frankie Muniz sits there jacking off.
Mom: "Hey Son can you come down for dinner?!"

Son: "Not right now Mom! Daniel Tosh is in here giving me the Daniel Tosh Specialty because he has nothing better to do besides making shitty jokes on TV!"

Mom: "Okay, I'll just store your food in my hairy cooch!"

Dance Theatre Studio 

A good place to go to get banged by hot, flexible dancers with strong legs who moan with much emotion.

AKA Katie
Let's all go to the Dance Theatre Studio, they're begging for cocks there. Especially Katie.

daniel island school 

Daniel Island school is the most badass school. It has a lot of drama but people are outgoing and fun to hangout with. The guys there are so hot. Daniel Island School is better than any school in charleston and is really chill. If you ever get the chance, you should go there. The teachers there give out a lot of homework and you may get iss a couple times, but some of them are chill. The best part of daniel island school are the basketball home games.
Other schools suck ass compared to daniel island school.
daniel island school by knxeimbfuh January 16, 2020