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Someone with no friends, no one to love and no one that loves them. Someone who sits on U.D coming up with 300 definitions a day that nobody will ever read.
Becky: I'm alone but not lonely.
Sarah: yup, and you just keep telling yourself that, we will see where that gets you.
Lonely by bum cough April 27, 2015

Lonely Knight 

Someone who belongs to the LKS Clan
Look there's a group of lonely knight's there!
Lonely Knight by Anon June 16, 2003
Leonela is a gay girl who enjoys chaos also she has the personality of a cat.
Leonela is very pretty and skinny
Damn leonela is such a furry.
Leonela by B L E H October 25, 2019

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard 

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)
Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

lonely lodge 

The place where you go to get trashy loot when you are playing by yourself.
I went to lonely lodge and got shit