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Person A: Ur dum Person B: Ur moms dum,
Ur mom by Insultmaster123 October 19, 2020
Ur mom is mine. She’s a bitch and she does great in bed
Ur mom by Ur moms really piping off November 12, 2020
Saying this word will completely annihilate
The person ur speaking to.
John : fuck u
Bob : ur mom
John : dies
Ur mom by Nictjr November 14, 2020
A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss
EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”
Ur mom by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020
A response commonly used by someone who does not know how to respond to the question previously asked.

This can also be used as in insult in an ULTIMATE ROAST BATTLE!!!!
EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“what is the square root of 63517526451?” Me(cool)-“ur mom” Classmate(wuss)-“WHAT ABOUT MY MOM?!”

EXAMPLE #2

Kid with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she doesn’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” Kid with gay dads-“WHOA dude that was savage” Me-“I know 😎”
Ur mom by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020
This is a term used by triggered 6 year olds that smash their keyboards after getting killed 40 times.
POV: You kill him 50+ times and you call him trash (not toxic, just true xdddd) and he says "ur mom" after smashing his keyboard and slobbering all over his microphone that his mommy bought.
ur mom by Wastful November 29, 2020