united states of america

FTR Canada is actually the best friend of the United States of America as opposed to that "great piece of crap" up north. And also for the most part Canadians and Americans do like each other so this "bitching" you so talk about doesn't really apply except to minority groups.

Person 1: What's that great piece of crap up north?

Person 2: That's no piece of crap at all loser, that's Canada the best friend of the United States of America.

Person 1: OK

united states of america by Paul Ward June 24, 2007

United States of the Offended 

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.

Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.

United States of the Offended by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005

The Fault in Our Stars 

A book that you can literally throw at my face and it wont nearly hurt as much as the story.

Me:I Just Finished reading The Fault in Our Stars.... Im okay. Dont :) fahkin :) touch :) me :)

The Fault in Our Stars by LittleInfinity May 25, 2014

United States of Generica 

Suburban areas where the predominance of malls and chain stores have so homogenized the landscape that there are few remaining external clues where you are. The result of spending any length of time in such areas is a "generic" experience of America, i.e., an experience that is identical whether you are in Texas, Massachusetts, Ohio, or California. May also include extensive housing developments characterized by tract housing or, worse, McMansions.

Every "mom-and-pop" shop that had given the area its charm and character had been replaced by a Walmart, a Payless, a McDonalds, or a Starbucks -- transforming what was once a delightful town into just another corner of the United States of Generica.

United States of Generica by Thomas L. Robinson September 12, 2008

President of the United States 

The president of the United States is the leader of the USA, also known as Jaiden Knight, a 20 year old living his best life

Jay Money is the 48th president of the United States

President of the United States by Jay_money_000 June 2, 2021

Stars and Bars 

A term describing the Confederate Flag. Usually seen at tractor pulls, on the front of Semi Tractors and in the rear window of Dodge pick up trucks that have no exhaust and over sized tires.

Fly the Stars and Bars with toothless pride!

Stars and Bars by Overdrive November 7, 2005

nation states 

A game created by Max Barry to promote his books, quite fun if you have a mind.

Nation states is a great game.

nation states by Hack Nike June 9, 2005