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The S.W.A.T. Team

Th act of shoving a large metal dildo into the rectal orifice.
"I can't sit down after receiving 'The S.W.A.T. Team'."
The S.W.A.T. Team by TinyMan1212 August 21, 2017

A.m.o.s. 

An abbreviation of "Awkward Moment of Silence"

Can Happen after a Conversation.
Can happen during by talking with your crush
Can happen if you make a bad joke
The students went a.m.o.s. For no reason.
A.m.o.s. by Eximious.ly October 3, 2017

Y.S.D.A.N 

Mike: my sister is having a herfirst kid. i wonder if i’ll be an uncle or an aunt
Ike: Y.S.D.A.N
Mike: ???
Y.S.D.A.N by bigsloppypapi January 24, 2018

A**h*leperger's Syndrome 

A supposed serious mental condition which jerks/bullies use as an excuse to be total a**h**es to everyone around them.
Tronald Dump is always making lame excuses for his deplorable behavior; he claims it's Asperger's Syndrome, but I'd say that it sounds more like classic A**h*leperger's Syndrome to me. Move over, Ethan Couch.

Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW! 

How Daffy Duck responded to the bear's sway-mooning him after crossing over to the other side of the hunting-boundary --- i.e., he was offended by the bear's cheekiness, and so he fired some shots in the bear's direction at the next chance he got.
Shortly after Daffy Duck performed the whole, "Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!" routine, he did indeed manage to score a glancing hit on the bear's butt and blow off a patch of fur, so the bear vengefully stuffed Daffy's beak full of shotgun-shells and catapulted him through the air so that he slammed head-first into a tree, setting off the shells one by one and causing massive jets of flame to blast out of Daffy's mouth for some time afterwards.
The Alabama Izze Dildo Special is the best snack known to man. First take a fruit roll up and unwrap it. Then you want to take some gushers and put it on the roll up then roll up the roll up. You then want to take an alcoholic drink specifically a roner or an IPA then take an Izze soda and mix the alcohol and Izze together. Lastly dip your roll up gusher burrito into your Izze special and eat it out like your eating out your cousin in Alabama. Thank you and your welcome.
Sorry Phil the wife and I are sharing our A.I.D.S tonight.