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Beef Wallet 

A term used to describe the female genitalia. Some scholars believe the term came into use to describe a big lipped, full, meaty vagina. While others believe it is the vagina's ability to store a mans beef that give the name meaning.
Guy #1 - "Hey, you see that girl in the yoga pants?"
Guy #2 - "Yea."
Guy #1 - "You can totally see her Beef Wallet!"
Beef Wallet by The Murricane January 5, 2011
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Lost My Wallet 

Lost My Wallet: When you are so stressed over something, that you freak out, or are on the verge of freaking out. A more angry, short term version of losing your marbles.
Bill "Mate, whats up, you seem stressed."

Ted "Aye pal, just been on Jeremy Kyle, found out that kid ain't mine"
Bill "Ah balls, how ya feel?"
Ted "How ye think? I've fucking Lost My wallet lad."

Example 2

"Mate if you don't piss of now, I'm gonna nut ye, cos I am literally about to lose my wallet.
Lost My Wallet by SFWI85 April 10, 2011

fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.
I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.

meat wallet 

a meat wallet is a hot meatty vaj that swallows up your meat.
I filled that chicks meat wallet last night.
meat wallet by herman11111111 December 28, 2005

Filthy Walley 

When a woman lies on her back or gets on all fours and a male inserts his vasoline covered big toe into her anal passage. Originated from Orange County by a man with a big toe so big that girls would want him to fuck them with it.
That girl wanted to suck my toe after I gave her a filthy walley.
Filthy Walley by NEWPS April 8, 2004

Beer Wallet 

When you wake up the next day after a hard nights drinking to find you dont have a single note in your wallet but about $30 in change.

Caused by being so drunk you only ever pay for each beer with a note.
1: Shit your wallet is so heavy its pulling your pants off!

2: Yeah. I've got a bad case of beer wallet.
Beer Wallet by Roons March 29, 2008

Wallet rape 

This happens to anyone whom has paid way too much for something, particularly a designer item that could have been purchased (especially a nice knockoff brand) for about 500% less somewhere else. It usually results in feelings of victimization, embarrassment, and guilt.
Stella realized she was the victim of wallet rape after spending $2869.00 at Neiman Marcus only to find virtually the same ensemble for $250.00 at Bebe Clothing.
Wallet rape by jasmine99999 June 4, 2009