Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!

Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Steamed Cream by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020

staledurags 

a spam page on ig that is weird asf but is savage AF. he belongs on world star!

yeah i used to follow staledurags but not anymore he’s cool but too SAVAGE AF for me!

staledurags by Thatotherguy123 December 6, 2020

Steamed 

1. The descriptor of a meme that has been over used and is now meaningless.
This anti-meme was created and destroyed in 15 minutes leading to its inception. Originally intended to replace getting 'burned'.

The Ugandan Knuckles Meme got steamed.

Steamed by K1vv1 December 9, 2020

Sealed Air Corp 

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”

Sealed Air Corp by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021

steamed monocle 

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.

“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”

steamed monocle by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021

Steamed Monocle 

One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.

Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!

Steamed Monocle by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021

Steamed Dumplings 

While spooning naked, when she lets out a fart against your balls and they vibrate into a steamy treat.

That was the best sleep over ever! In the middle of the night I woke up when I felt the vibration of steamed dumplings when she farted against my junk.

Steamed Dumplings by hec.tor September 27, 2021