barking the bologna 

beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.

"that girl wouldn't suck my dick, but she sure as hell was barking the bologna!"

barking the bologna by your moms vagina January 6, 2008

cow bologna 

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....

i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!

cow bologna by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010

Stoney Bologna 

To stognate, or suspend all notions of short-term memory, while focusing only on the harsh reality of the present.

Kid: "Bro, I forgot my herbs. Spare a bowl?"

Zach: "You are such a Stoney Bologna."

Stoney Bologna by buzzardblizzard April 13, 2010

purple bologna 

"Purple bologna" is a staple in the amazing Random Teen Movement. For full effect: When conversation becomes boring, dead, too technical, confusing, or hard to understand, simply yell 'PURPLE BOLOGNA'!!!! Guarenteed to start a new train of thought.

Prep: "And she was like OMG I will NOT go out with you. You went out with Jessica and, like, OMG that's nasty."
ME: PURPLE BOLOGNA DAMMIT. PURPLE BOLOGNA
Confused Prep: "Whaaaa?"

purple bologna by XRazorBladeX January 27, 2009

Dick bologna

Shishkabobbing bologna slices on your male genitalia (dick)

Doood i gave her some dick bologna last night and she took it all in her poop shoot

Dick bologna by Bungholeblaster68.5 September 7, 2016

mr. bologna

The nickname for a penis that surpasses 10 inches.

"When I whipped out mr. Bologna she whimpered in fear"

mr. bologna by Mr. Assblesser December 14, 2015

Road Bologna 

PP meant to be displayed inside a vehicle, usually occurs during travel hence the name "Road". Very similar to Road Head or Road tug jobs. Basically any sexual act where the weiner is displayed while on the road gives it the name of "Road Bologna".

While headed to Brown Eye Village, Richard could not resist the need for Big Hassell's Road Bologna.

Road Bologna by Luther MacGruber March 23, 2008