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Jizzy Lizzy 

The act of ejaculating on the image of Queen Elizabeth's face on a British bank note, then using the ejaculatory fluid as a natural adhesive to stick the bank note to your partner's face.

This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.
"Morning love... what have you done to that tenner?"
"JIZZY LIZZY!!"
"Oh for fuck's sake"
Jizzy Lizzy by Jammy Pee June 8, 2017
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you can lizzle but not tizzle 

"you can look but not touch"
"hey nigga! you can nizzle but not tizzle"
Lizzie is the sexiest girl out there she has a kind heart but with beat the shit out of you if you test her , she is a short tempered sweetie, with a bomb body she will give you the best sex you will ever have. If u you get a lizzie don’t let her got. Wife that lizzie !
Was with a pretty girl last night best sex of my life

Must have been a lizzie
Lizzy is actually the most incredible girl alive. She is naturally gorgeous without really trying, but when she does try she leaves pretty much every guy speechless. Between her flawless skin, her perfect red hair, and her adorable dimples, it’s pretty hard not to stare. She’s also super funny, smart, and caring. She likes sports and is very adventurous, but is also down to just chill sometimes. She literally has every good quality there is, and not really any bad qualities at all.
Guy #1: Bro you’ve been smiling all day what happened?

Guy #2: Oh I’m just thinking about Lizzy.
Lizzy by Loverboy9000 September 28, 2019

pit lizzard

a female, usualy in her 20's to early 30s roaming the garage area or pits at a NASCAR event hoping to hook up with a driver. Possibly even a crew memeber.
Dale Jr's ex, Kortnie Coles is a pit lizzard.
pit lizzard by stephliana August 30, 2007
Proper noun/noun
1. a person with extremely bad hand-eye coordination
2. having extremely bad hand-eye coordination
Lizzy pulled a lizzy when she threw the dog at the ceiling fan and missed.
lizzy by iheartbillyblanks September 30, 2008

Lizzythelion 

A morbidly obese individual who spends her time stuffing her face with donuts because its the only way to kill time. lizzythelion is the biggest newjack known to man kind. She thinks she is tough when she gets her ass handed to her constantly. Lizzythelion is known for being a coward as well.
Dude...Did you see lizzythelion trying to two step while eating donuts?

She got her ass handed to her like lizzythelion status