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Purple Headed Darth Vader 

How nerds at Comic Con refer to their penis while trying to hit on other nerds.
Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.

A Darth Vader 

When someone passes out, then you take off their pants, take a dump in their pants, then put their pants back on them.
Look! He is out of it! Let's give him a Darth Vader!!!
A Darth Vader by BrianRM October 6, 2011

the darth vader

It is when a man stands over a person laying on their back. The man faces towards the persons feet, and then stretches his scrotum} over their nose and mouth such that each of his balls are on each side of the chin. The person's breathing should then inflate and deflate the scrotum like an air bellows and the resulting noise should resemble the dark lord's breathing. A side effect is that the man's anus may place a dot on the receiver's forehead. When a dot has been made, this act is also known as the hindu facemask.
Lamar Odom and khloe kardashian perform The Darth Vader regularly to stay in shape.
the darth vader by d. mccrakin September 16, 2013

Golden Darth Vader 

It's a term you can use in any random context you want to.
You just got Golden Darth Vader'd oh yeah!
Don't you dare Golden Darth Vader me.
Ooh that's such a nice Golden Darth Vader you have.
Im totally going to Golden Darth Vader you.

Houdini Darth Vader

Another twist on the classic Houdini, start off in the normal houdini fashion (doing your lady from the rear) while breathing heavily in her ear as though you have a severe respiratory condition.

Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on the hapless victims back, when she turns around unleash your man-milk into her face and shout "I AM YOUR FATHER!" to which she should reply "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Christ your mum really enjoyed the Houdini Darth Vader last night Steve"

"does that mean we're related?"

Saying "NO" like Darth Vader 

When someone says "NO" in disapproval to something in the most retarded way over pronouncing the "O" sound too long..
Counter Personal: You just missed your flight Sir!!

Passenger: "Nooooooooooooooooo"

Bystander: Man! that guy is saying "No" like Darth Vader...