doing a Woodruff 

Shitting oneself, especially on Camden High St.

"I drank so much last night that I ended up doing a Woodruff on the way to the cinema"

doing a Woodruff by Dr Rosser August 12, 2009

Doing a Mace 

Announcing that you intend to do something but then pull out at the last minute much to the annoyance of everyone involved.

Person 1: Hey, would you like to move in with me?
Person 2: Of course.

Day before moving in-
Person 2: Oh I can't move in, i'm a complete bastard.
Person 1: 'Doing a Mace' I see, no more being alive for you!
(Person 2 is beating to death with a hammer as Person 1 is very annoyed)

Doing a Mace by iamnotmark! May 27, 2010

Doin it Anyway!

A phrase used after asking permision from someone who you are expecting a "No"

Andrew - "Can I scratch my balls?"
Eddie - "What?"
Andrew - "DOIN IT ANYWAY!"

Doin it Anyway! by YsGuy August 7, 2010

Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.

"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"

Doing A Jonny by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

Doing the Doss

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."

Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?

Doing the Doss by JokingKiDD February 19, 2012

Doing a Kaylene 

To try & sneak out a fart on the couch at your In Laws & then try & blame your toddler when caught out by the big stain on the back of your skirt.

Kaylene was on a new diet detoxing when she thought she could sneak out a fart. Unbeknownst to her, when she got up there was a stain on the couch. When her Father in Law pointed out the stain, she immediately tried to blame her toddler for spilling a drink. That is, until her Father in Law pointed out the big stain on the back of her skirt!!! So shitting your pants is now known as "Doing a Kaylene".

Doing a Kaylene by xbgt351 October 17, 2012

Doing a Leicester 

Making an impossible sporting dream possible.

"It's called: 'Doing a Leicester'," he explained. "And I'm crossing my fingers to 'do a Leicester' at the Olympics."

Doing a Leicester by PakaluPapito May 21, 2016