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ass munchin

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One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.
Adam is over there ass munchin again.
by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007
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munchies

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after smokin some green, you will inevitably get the munchies. basically it's like food suddenly drifts into your mind and it sounds like a great idea to chow down on anything handy. Whatever it is you happen to grab will inevitably taste 100 times better than it would normally, and getting full is something completely and totally nonexistent. This is caused by the effects of marijuana's psychoactive chemical component, delta-9 THC, which happens to induce a stimulatory effect on appetite, and is also well known for producing the accompanying euphoria obviously.

And then obtaining said food can become an adventure all its own
Damn, man, I've got the munchies like hardcore. Let's run over to Taco Bell and grab like 20 soft taco supremes
by Ian f'in Davis January 31, 2008
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Rug Muncher

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There are a number of different defintions for this phrase:
1) Possibly the best known, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also know as muff diving.
2) Someone, usually a small child but can be an adult, who is prone to temper tantrums, throws themselves to the ground and bites the carpet.
3) Someone who is extremely eccentric, or even clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
4) A derogatory name for a person with learning difficulties, similar to window licker.
1) Look at those two fat dykes! A right pair of rug munchers!
2) There was this really nasty kid, screaming at his mother in the middle of the shop, stamping his feet and trying to hit her! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
3) John's acting stranger and stranger. It's sad to see a gifted man turning into a rug muncher.
4) If I hear you calling a person with learning difficulties a 'rug muncher' again, there will be real trouble.
by Croatalin November 30, 2013
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contact munchies

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Being in contact with someone or someones who have smoked marijuana, and have the munchies. and start feeling hungry without smoking marijuana
i was hanging out with my friends after they smoked and i got contact munchies
by Mcini11389 January 5, 2009
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Time Munching

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Steph: YO, When is Jordan gonna get here?
Purple: Fuck knows. He's probably still time munching having a wank.
by purple qin December 27, 2009
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munchies

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A slang word for any sort of craving.
My pockets got the munchies, and I feed them well (this sentence means he has a craving for money, but makes a lot).
by The Great Dark February 1, 2015
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Muff Muncher

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a person that likes to give oral sex to females.
'look at that muff muncher!!!'
by Emily Mae Gilmore November 22, 2006
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