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reality therapy 

That guy's due for some reality therapy -- sure art school is fun, but what can he do that anyone would pay $7 an hour for?
reality therapy by Bathsheba February 19, 2009

cooch-therapy 

Designed to be a 'safety' word, to pull out, when a couple are having a stupid fuckin' argument over essentially nothing at all.

In this context, a cooch refers to the asshole of either partner.
#1 - You're a dickhead, you're never sensitive towards my feelings!

#2 - Cooch-therapy baby....

maintenance therapy 

treatment of a disease by using medications or using modes of therapy like physiotherapy and chemotherapy over a period of time until the disease is cured.
DOTS is a maintenance therapy for TB patients.

Whoremoan Therapy

Visiting prostitutes to ease getting over a bad breakup.
It's been tough couple of months since Lisa dumped me but the whoremoan therapy is really starting to help me get my groove back
Whoremoan Therapy by arbeit March 21, 2013

Crowbar Therapy 

Therapy involving a crowbar in which one gets beat the shit out of to drain the body of Bullshit. This is often used in modern day therapy and is the frontier to modern day therapy. P.S. This is great for those people who are just full of shit.
I'm gonna give you some crowbar therapy its legal cuz you signed shit that you shouldn't have signed. LOL this is gonna be fun......
Crowbar Therapy by CrowbarTherapy November 29, 2016

Go to therapy 

Go to therapy is a term you use when someone is very hyper, energetic, or excited.
Amber couldn't stop laughing, so her best friend John told her to Go to therapy.