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Cradles your catfish

A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.
Daughter: I need tampons!

Father: I just got you some last night!

Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!

Father: Well fuck you then...

Daughter: I hate you!

Father: What am I supposed to do about it?

Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!

Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.

Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!

double catfish. 

gettimg revenge on the person that catfished you with another catfish
Double catfish. Hey Josh. Let’s double catfish that fat chick by setting her up with Tommy, and putting a brad pit look a like pic.
double catfish. by Trome September 4, 2018

European Catfish 

Its a mythical creature that lives on the shores of europe. If you make eye contact with the fish you will have spontaneous rashes and unbelievable itching. To make this go away pat your head and turn around three times. If this doesnt work the call your local mythical creature hotline
"dude thats a european catfish, o crap man whats this rash."
European Catfish by Blckbik April 10, 2007

Stinky Catfish 

The act of taking a dump into the anus of a partner than having said partner go to the fish market dressed like captain Kurk.
Last week Earl convinced Seth to perform a stinky catfish with cathrine.
Stinky Catfish by B100D Lust January 20, 2009

mexican catfish mustache

: is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)
The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.

Immaa Catfish 

Only the hottest chic Riften. She's fun loving, and fun to hang around.
I'ma give Immaa Catfish some of my fishy Cat.