When someone is so heterosexual that it seems to have its own aura. You know that they’re heterosexual simply by looking at them and it is so invasive and aggressive you can’t ignore it.
e.g Frat boys, dudes who wear sports jerseys and shorts in blizzards, Kyles etc.
David: Look at that guyover there.
Jamie: Damn he’s so aggressively heterosexual. He just oozes “bro”.
The act of preforming a queef powerful enough to create a physical rainbow cloud from your vagina.
Steve: I won't go unicorn deep in a girl ever again
Tod: Why's that Steve?
Steve: Last time I did, it hurt her so much she had an agressive rainbow queef Tod: Nasty!
The term used to define a fight, battle, disagreement, or argument between two individuals who are both so stupid and dong-like, that it can only be seen as dong-on-dong aggression.
Andrew and Andy are engaging in some major dong on dong aggression.
adj. A type of behavior described by a person stating out loud something that they clearly want, but then refusing to accept any offer for it to happen.
John: "I want to get some ice cream but I don't want to go outside again."
Bob: "I'll get it for you, I don't mind."
John: "No, you don't have to do that."
Bob: "Do you want it, because I don't mind going to buy some if you want it."
John: "Well, I doooo want it, but... you don't have to..."
Bob: "Dude if you want it, I don't mind getting it! Stop being so passive askgressive!"