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pubic bangs

Hair that obviously belongs to a person's crotch that is overflowing from their bathing suit. If the person is wearing a speedo, then this hair can flow in from the sides. When there's enough of this hair it resembles bangs, but instead of being around someone's face it is around their man or woman junk instead.
Check out the hairy dude in the speedo.

Yeah his pubic bangs are tight, bro.
pubic bangs by DunchAttack July 15, 2010
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super banged

a feeling of complete hopelessness. when you are so "banged out" that even the mere thought of your every desire is depressing. when you can't even get off the sofa to change the television channel after you accidently left the remote control in the fridge. commonly associated with being stoned or hung over. largely known to affect people with the name benjamin.
"want to hang out?" "i can't. i am super banged right now."
super banged by solid g August 4, 2010
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Gollum Banging 

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.
Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.
Gollum Banging by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011

Oddly bangable 

A not particularly good looking girl, but for some reason you still feel the need to bang her.
I'm not sure what it is about that girl, she is not hot but I still find her oddly bangable.
Oddly bangable by Karl Foote November 20, 2016

Banana bangin' 

Damn bro, why she banana bangin' , she comin crazy.

crotch banger 

A wedgie in your crotch.
These tight Jean shorts are giving me a crotch banger!
crotch banger by KennyCee June 14, 2018

Hassan Banger

A Banger so horrendous, it will make everyone around give you a dirty look.
Glen: What is he saying?
Andy: it's so horrible it can classify as a hassan banger