Suck Your Mum 

"Suck your mum" is a term used to offend others. It originated in London and is widely used throughout all of Britain.

Roadman 1: Oi you likkle pussio, I heard you man been chatting shit

RoadBoy 1: Suck your mum bruv. I ain't no pussio to chat like that. If you gwarn start beef then lets do it.

PROCEED TO FIGHT..

Suck Your Mum by OfficialRoadBoyOneAndOnly June 23, 2018

Suck Your Mum 

A phrase used by City Folk to tell people that their opinion on you is irrelevant and you don’t cares , hence the word ‘ suck your mum ‘ which means go occupy yourself with something else rather than concentrating on me .

Brad - “ Yo Jamie I heard you lost that skrap . “

Jamie - “ Suck your mum . “

Suck Your Mum by LondonSlangTing February 14, 2020

suck your mum 

when having and argument wiv someone this is the way to stop it.

go and suck your mum!!!!

suck your mum by liam April 8, 2005

i’ll marshmallow your mum 

An in humane sex act where one shoves several marshmallows up your partners anus. (Or your own, what ever gets you going.)

“I’ll marshmallow your mum!”

“Ew no, dispose of the marshmallows.”

i’ll marshmallow your mum by cae_2604 October 30, 2017

suck your mum 

literally what any road man says on the daily

Kid 1: oi bruv u got them tings we were on about ye?

Kid 2:nah bruv suck your mum

suck your mum by Myginit August 5, 2020

That's What Your Mum Said Last Night 

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.

Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

That's What Your Mum Said Last Night by Static November 10, 2003

no your mum 

if your in a weird mood, every thing someone says you link to their mum

1:its hot outside
2:no your mums hot outside
1:what are you talking about?
2:what is your mum talking about
1:shup up!
2:no your mum should shut up
1:fuck you!
2:no your mum should fuck you
1:just go away and leave me alone
2:no your mum should...............

etc

no your mum by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 20, 2004