Birthday Welfare 

Clothes, food, and gas that is given as a birthday gift. Being able to live off the gifts instead of gainful employment.

He is living off his birthday welfare today. He went to Mickey D's with his mickey money, dunks with his gift card and carted his own ass around using the gas card from Grammy.

Birthday Welfare by MetalGuru March 10, 2009

Babydaddy Welfare 

Unearned, untaxable INCOME paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy--often a hardworking one without any custody, whatsoever. More commonly known as court-ordered "Child Support," which, according to law, cannot be used "for the benefit of other household members." But--shh-- the law don't really enforce this. These "other household members" often include, but are not limited to: the babymama, babymama's criminal boyfriends, and babymama's spawn from other babydaddies.

Babydaddy Welfare is a booming career opportunity in states such as Illinois! Don't work! Get paid for making babies! Try to find babydaddies in higher-income states, such as California, cuz the Babydaddy Welfare check is higher. You can spend the $$ ANY WAY you want to!

Babydaddy Welfare by Workingfornuthin February 27, 2011

Sweater Welfare 

When a friend or co-worker decides to wear old dingy sweaters. Either from a deceased relative or found in an old, dusty container in the attic. (most likely from wife) This person wears them to work with confidence and doesn't realize the whole office thinks he is a tool.

OMG!!!! Did you see Tom's sweater today? He is totally on sweater welfare!

Tom decided to go up into the attic and sift through a bunch of old sweaters from his Swedish wife. Since he decided to wear them to work and out of the house. He is now on Sweater Welfare.

Sweater Welfare by Sweater Police September 30, 2010

pimp daddy welfare 

A middle class Columbus, OH based wigger who thinks that adding extra profanity and the word 'bitches' a lot makes him down. He also suggest when a bitch gives you some of that yang, be sure to give her some of that dang. What class - what style.

Pimp Daddy Welfare lives his comfortable middle class existence - when he isnt out pimping or smokin' fatties wit his boyz.

pimp daddy welfare by ManyoMado March 13, 2013

Good and Welfare 

The second most important BBYO ceremony. A candle is passed around the room during this ceremony. The person holding the candle can talk about anything he would like, whether it be about school, masturbation(talked about frequently in certain chapters), or a particular girly the speaker likes. There is usually an alloted time limit, and no personal attacks are to be made.

During good and welfare I have learned to understand my brother alephs better through the stories they tell.

Good and Welfare by jonayboy June 16, 2008

Relationship Welfare 

Seeking a relationship below one's standards in order to avoid putting forth any effort to find someone better.

Natasha: Why does he use such lame come ons?

Jake: he's looking for someone thats as ghetto as he is so he doesnt HAVE to exert any effort.. its like relationship welfare

Relationship Welfare by Smitten_Kitten_13 August 25, 2010

YouTube Welfare 

A welfare system in which a young unemployed adult relies on making YouTube videos in order to earn a livable wage instead of going out and finding a real job.

Steve: Hey Bob, has your kid found a job yet?
Bob: Nope. He on YouTube Welfare and sitting on his ass recording himself playing video games. He thinks he can become a millionaire by playing video games 24/7.

YouTube Welfare by justmichael October 10, 2016