Teacher's Pest 

That guy who tries to be a teacher's pet, but every teacher hates him.

"Dude, did you see that fat kid try and suck up to the teacher?"

"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"

Teacher's Pest by OnlydjeKnow April 25, 2013

teacher bitch 

a teacher who is jealous of her own students' talent and gives them sorry grades because she is bitter about still teaching high school.

or-

a teacher who dislikes a student for reasons of her own b/c she is a fat bitch and the student is clearly more attractive than her and keeps the student from going on competitions by illegally taking ONE grade for a nine weeks period.

Mrs. Dobbins is a stupid teacher bitch, who has no talent of her own and can't stand it when a student is better than her.

teacher bitch by rf131286 October 21, 2008

teacher heels 

n. The reverberating sound (usu. in a hallway) of an approaching female authority figure, as indicated by brisk, intentionally intimidating heel strikes.

The noisy classroom was silenced at the first sound of teacher heels.

teacher heels by Mr. Bennett January 11, 2007

teacher breath

1. A personal awareness that ones breath does not smell good, either having imbibed tea, alcohol, mints, but usually coffee.
2. Smelly, coffee breath, as experiened by school pupils when their teachers speak to them within sniffing distance just after morning break.

Check out girl: Seventeen pounds and thirty three p, please.

Shopper: Here you go, love. (stoops too low as handing over cash). Sorry about my teacher breath.

Check out girl: No worries (but thinking: Urgh. This stront mings of coffee.

teacher breath by chris firth September 23, 2006

Teacher humor 

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.

Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.

Teacher humor by glassjawx November 12, 2010

teacher crush

When a student takes a fancy to a teacher, mostly a young one relative to said student's age.

"Damn man, you totally want to get with that teacher"
"Chill dude, it's just a teacher crush"

teacher crush by DrumMan44 April 8, 2008

Teacher's Lounge

An exclusive club (guarded by a burly bouncer w/a red velvet rope) just for teachers. Characterized by smooth almost erotic jazz, dim lighting, lingering cigarette smoke, posh lounge furniture, and the smell of opium smoke and pencil shavings.

Patrons of this lounge will typically be smoking joints, downing hard liquor, snorting cocaine or participating in some kind of orgy/rave.

1) The bouncer wouldn't let young Billy into the Teacher's Lounge.

2) Mr. Smith looked stoned after he emerged from the Teacher's Lounge.

3) Teacher: "Aw shit! I left my coke in the Teacher's Lounge!"

Student: "What?! You've got cocaine in there?! I want to go!"

Teacher: "No students allowed!"

Teacher's Lounge by crackbaby#69.0 March 5, 2011