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Intertubes
A series of tubes that deliver information around the world via computer. Also known as internet or interwebs.
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
Intertubes by leisurist September 8, 2008
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INERTIA
Tendency for a person to resist a change in movement; Force needed to generate the momentum to cause movement
INERTIA by Supersuperdude September 3, 2011
(Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it
Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!
Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!
Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!
(Insert name) Jerk Me Off! by Cadillac C--Y March 14, 2011
Dynamic Inertia
a property of matter by which it remains at rest or in uniform motion in the same straight line unless acted upon by some external force but dynamically as in the Shake Weight™ product which ignites the muscles in your arms, shoulders, and chest.
Works out your arms, shoulders and chest in just 6 minutes a day
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Works out your arms, shoulders and chest in just 6 minutes a day
You will feel it instantly
My wife purchased the Shake Weight™ today. I could have saved the $19.95 and had her practice Dynamic Inertia on my cock.
Dynamic Inertia by Sir Bacon Longshanks October 7, 2009
invent
To make something popular, or a trend.
Opposed to the literal definition of invent, to claim that one invented something means they endorsed said thing to it's popularity.
Opposed to the literal definition of invent, to claim that one invented something means they endorsed said thing to it's popularity.