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alaskan breezer 

it is when the man cums in a womans mouth from getting a blowjob then pushes her head in his cock deep throating her with a tight grip and tells her " I have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis from sleeping with a prostitute" and the woman gets shocked.
tommy:thats a good girl ( Tommy is giving her a alaskan breezer she is not aware of and cums in her mouth.)
Tommy:i have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis for sleeping with the best prostitue in a local brothel.(tommy holds katrinas head to his dick deep throating her.)
katrina:you evil bastard!!!!!!
alaskan breezer by mr annonymous January 10, 2009
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reproduced or increased in number of something usually living things
breeded by Berg-K February 27, 2016

tropical breeze 

While revieving a blumpkin a male farts and the resulting air rolls off of the water like a warm tropical breeze.
That stupid crazy whore I met at the bar last night gave me a blumpkin and smiled when I gaver her the tropical breeze.
tropical breeze by Morgan E May 12, 2006

malibu bay breeze 

alcoholic beverage.

1 1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
2 oz cranberry juice
2 oz pineapple juice
Blend ingredients and serve over ice
i want a malibu bay breeze when we go out tonight
malibu bay breeze by kaegan23 July 21, 2009

Baltimore Breezer 

A complex act of disgrace, performed only by champions.
Step one: Build up a cakey shit hole. Weeks of cake, minimal.
Step two: Find a naked girl sleeping in an extended body position. Fetals will just not work.
Step three: Strategically place cakey hole over her upright face, and repeatedly blow on her vagina lips.
Step four: As she gets tickled, she will moan.
Step five: When she moans, she will sit up. At this moment, sit your cakey ass on that face and hear her praise and applause rumble through your cakey orifice.
When I first saw Laura after her Baltimore Breezer, I thought she won a pudding eating contest.
Baltimore Breezer by Grizlatch November 30, 2006

Cool Breeze 

A crazy security guard at New Rochelle High School who drives around in a white Dodge Caravan trying to bust you going off campus.
Run it's the motha fuckin' Cool Breeze van!!!
Cool Breeze by Yo mama February 12, 2005
hey man, where the breezes?
breeze by vendz April 28, 2006