Mantis shrimp

Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.

Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Mantis shrimp by Mr. Potato. February 15, 2022

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Angry Mantis

a method of making a woman water tight with only one man. Performed by placing one's penis in the woman's mouth, one and in her vagina and the other in her anus. When viewed from the side, the male looks like a praying mantis, hence the name.

She wanted to get water tight, but I don't want other guys around, so I did an Angry mantis.

Angry Mantis by Marc Dickson December 23, 2010

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Twisted Mantis Spring

Verb.

When one lies upside down against a wall fisting themselves in such an awkward position that they look twisted and their hand in their ass or pussy looks like a mantis claw. Plus they spring like a mantis when they cum.

I saw my girl twisted upside down against the wall with her hand in her pussy I thought she was in trouble, but then I realized, Frankie Dee wasn't lying about the Twisted Mantis Spring

Twisted Mantis Spring by Frankie_Dee January 12, 2014