fidgetist

An offensive word for people with ADHD. Someone who frequently fidgets.

Man, Bennet's been spinning that fidget spinner a lot. He's such a fidgetist!

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fridgety

When one opens and closes the fridge looking for something to eat when they're not really hungry just to pass time

fridgety by Xatio87 March 1, 2011

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Similar to a vegetarian; except instead of only eating vegetables, fadgetarians only eat fadge.

Do you wanna come around to my place tonight for a BBQ?
No thanks, I'm a fadgetarian.

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You can’t be sexually attracted to fidgets, Who just looks at a fidget and says: ‘Hey I’m in love with that’ you can’t be fidgetsexual.

‘Sorry ***** I am Fidgetsexual! I only like fidgets!’

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Someone who has never been met/snogged/shifted a.k.a. "Frenched"

Commonly used in Ireland.

Pete: Are You Still A Fridget?
Jamie: Nah I met this girl last week

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She’s on tiktok with 84 followers She’s just cute she likes to ignore people sometimes

@viviannaren_fidgettoy she talks like an grown up and ignores people sometimes, she gets bullied from her sister a lot, she is kind and nice.

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defecating into a condom, placing said condom in a freezer, and performing sexual acts with the "fridge twix" to an orifice

"dude i totes wanna fridgetwix ur mom so hard"

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