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Boyfriend 

Something that I finally have
Him: MINE?
Me: FUCK YEAH I HAVE BOYFRIEND
Boyfriend by Urmumscum September 6, 2021

boyfriend 

Something i will never have bc no one likes me🤩
what’s bf stands for
someone who makes a girl feel special, or even safe
my boyfriend is so sweet🥺i love him so much
boyfriend by Chimkenwrap September 12, 2021

Boyfriend 

A boy who makes you feel like no one else can. Your biggest supporter and potentially, your best friend. A guy you would go far and beyond for and he would do the same for you. Someone who lights up your entire day and makes the shittiest moments turn to the best ones. Someone who can make you smile, even when there is darkness all around. in conclusion, you love him, yeah you do. ok, bye
Boyfriend by afuckingsussybakahello September 15, 2021

Boyfriend 

Me: I've never had a boyfriend yet and probably never will (starts laughing then crying)

Boyfriend 

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.
Boyfriend by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021

boyfriend 

+ Do you want to have boyfriend?

_I want but boys don't
boyfriend by FTMSF November 24, 2021