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South Valley Slammer 

The alter-ego of the infamous Sidewalk Slammer. You drink half of a 40oz Corona and fill the rest with tequila. Once you finish, you smash the bottle.
Hey John are you down for South Valley Slammers tonight? I’m trying to get after it.

Serengeti sea slammer 

Surprising your partner by jumping out of the front hall closet with a bucket of sea water, completely soaking them, and mounting them like the ferocious predator you are. For bonus points, make sure the front door stays open so your dominance is properly known.
My wife came home late from work the other day, so I caught her with a quick Serengeti sea slammer that caught the whole neighborhood off guard.

The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space
Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer
Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

bummer slummer

a person who slums in other people’s misery
Any tourist who goes to a third world country merely to live in luxury for cheap, while abject poverty and hunger exist all about them, is nothing but an unprincipled bummer slummer.

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door
"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"