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Yawnophobia

The fear of seeing someone yawn in public, causing you to yawn, thus creating a chain reaction in your group of friends until they beat the living $*#! out of you for starting it.
Steve: "Dinner tonight? The usual spot."

Jimmy: " No man, I'd love to come to Quiznos, but I have serious Yawnophobia after what happened."

Steve: "Shit man, you should stay home, I'll kill you if you start that crap again like you did last week."
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The noise you make when you unintentionally release air at the peak of a yawn
The girl was mortified when she yawnked in the middle of her test
Yawnk by Jahke blachkhe January 20, 2018
Related Words
i.e. *Yawns* Ah man, I’ve got the yawnies.
Yawnies by stefie_22 February 18, 2018
In order for a yawnjob to occur the must be a group of at least two individuals, there being at least one male. As one of them yawns, the other one will unexpectedly introduce his phallus into the other one's mouth.
Oriol: 'Yaaaaaaawn'
Marc (as he whips it out and slides it in): Yawnjob, bitch!
Yawnjob by yawnjobmaster December 15, 2009

Yawning in 3D 

The act of vomiting, Barfing, Yawning in Technicolor, up-chuck, driving the porcelin bus, spew and throwing up.
Dude A: What happended to Quinn?

Dudette B: He ate raw chicken and drank a litre of Bushmills. Then he started yawning in 3D all over my new Chucks.
Yawning in 3D by False Aorta February 14, 2010

The Yawning Abyss 

The Yawning Abyss is a ride from the Theme Park Sans World, created by the youtuber CallMeCarson and his friends, this ride makes you question your spatial perception of the universe.
Once you come out you'll be ascended, you won't even need to comunicate with language, you'll be able to comunicate telepathically.
It is said that if you gaze into the Yawning Abyss for long enough you may just return with an inkling of the Merciless SunGod's vast knowledge.
The Yawning Abyss by Weenie le pug September 21, 2020

yawngasm 

The moment when you've reached the peak of a yawn, total satisfaction, and you unintentionally let a noise drone out through your open mouth.
Chivrel yawngasmed obnoxiously loud at work today!
yawngasm by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009