Sphincter Spix

Sons of bitches that sit behind you in a movie theatre and either; Chew their popcorn with their mouth open and don't realize that everyone around them is getting annoyed. Or, those bastards that breathe extremely loud and decide to let everyone know.

Annoyed person 1: What the hell is that noise, i'm trying to watch this movie!
Annoyed person 2: It's those damn sphincter spix behind us!

Sphincter Spix by Muffburger January 23, 2010

Sphincter Roulette 

When victimized by food poisoning, one needs to put a vomit bucket in front of them while sitting on the toilet, not knowing from which end the next "issuance" (diarrhea or vomiting) will happen, or fear that the thrust from throwing up will cause diarrhea or vice versa.

"After some bad swordfish, I was sitting and playing sphincter roulette in the bathroom for most of the night."

Sphincter Roulette by SJPUNOME, The Grand Pilubah February 25, 2015

sphincter recoil 

Rebound effect caused by the rapid, involuntary puckering of the sphincter, reversing the forward momentum of an advancing turd perceived to be a fart

TODD: What is that sick look on your face? Is that panic or relief?
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!

sphincter recoil by OneStarGator July 19, 2017

sphincter punch 

The liquid that leaks from your ass when you’ve had the runs.

My undies were stained with sphincter punch.

sphincter punch by THE CareBear September 8, 2019

Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage) 

The definition of a sphincter-marriage:

When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.

De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.

I love your sphincter, will it marry me?

I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.

Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.

kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)

Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage) by M&m! January 7, 2012

Reset your sphincter 

Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks

John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!

Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.

Reset your sphincter by Broccoli Robinson February 27, 2012

sphincter nipple 

a nipple who's movement that you can control so much that some people have been known tot tie shoe laces with them

that brother has the biggest sphincter nipple son, i saw him pouring sprite for everyone at the party last night

sphincter nipple by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003