Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage) 

The definition of a sphincter-marriage:

When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.

De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.

I love your sphincter, will it marry me?

I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.

Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.

kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)

Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage) by M&m! January 7, 2012

Reset your sphincter 

Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks

John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!

Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.

Reset your sphincter by Broccoli Robinson February 27, 2012

Hook, Line, and Sphincter 

When you want that vag but she insists on anal

We were having a great time and we went to the bedroom, but she ended up catching me hook, line, and sphincter

Hook, Line, and Sphincter by Brotato Brotahto September 20, 2017

Think sphincter 

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...

Think sphincter by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016

Eviscerated Sphincter 

The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal

"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"

Eviscerated Sphincter by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Big Sphincter Energy 

Big Sphincter Energy or "BSE" is the substitute phrase for "assholes" when the internet is inevitably censored and we can't mock billionaires anymore.

"Yeah, that Blue Origin just reeks of BSE"

"If his attitude had a smell, it would be unfettered ass. I'm feeling utterly stifled by that big sphincter energy!"

Big Sphincter Energy by HerpDerp12786 September 6, 2021

Pickled sphincter

Marinated anus /pickled sphincter

Created when needing to shit in a hot environment

When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter

Pickled sphincter by By 777 the dickanator text me June 18, 2022