iPod rape

The act of somebody playing the music on their iPod without earbuds, much to the annoyance of others.

I was in an elevator yesterday, and somebody performed an iPod rape on everyone in the elevator!

iPod rape by BenderRobot June 9, 2010

iPod Hanukkah 

When your iPod has low battery and you think it will die soon but it continues to play on and on and on, much longer that you expected.

"I though we'd have no music for the trip. Thank Seth Rosenstein for iPod Hanukkah!"

iPod Hanukkah by Anthonydalm April 22, 2008

ipod spamming 

Uploading fake, corrupt, or blank audio files to file-sharing networks in an attempt to discourage unauthorized downloads.

"I downloaded 14 Eminem tunes and they're all screeches or blanks!"

"Sony must be iPod spamming again."

ipod spamming by Hugh Johnson August 24, 2005

ipod anxiety 

Occurs at a party when there is no music and the host asks for an ipod. The individual is afraid to give his ipod in fear of rejection for having songs that suck or may make him feel like a pansy.

When Racheli asked for an ipod to play at her party, Guy was afraid to give her his because of his large collection of Disney Songs.

Percival always has ipod anxiety because his favorite band is the Village People.

ipod anxiety by Adam Kallin January 5, 2007

iPod withdrawal 

when your iPod battery runs out at work and you spend the rest of the day shooting rubberbands at the guy next to you

My iPod withdrawal was so bad I was flirting with those fat mexican girls.

iPod withdrawal by St Pauli Girl August 15, 2007

Ipod ADD 

A common disorder affecting people with an ipod or other Mp3 Player. Involves the uncharacteristic switching of songs after roughly 2-30 seconds of playing a song because of the great shuffle feature. This disorder more commonly affects the owner of ipod shuffles.

Friend 1: Oh, I hate this song!
Friend 2: I love it!
Friend 1: I'm skipping this one. {Listens for 5 seconds} And this one.
Friend 2: God! I swear, you've got Ipod ADD!!!

Ipod ADD by MyCrazyMind April 2, 2006

iPod telepathy 

When, while you're listening to a large playlist of music in shuffle mode, your iPod somehow goes to the exact song you were thinking of. Totally mind-blowing when it happens.

"Dude, I was just thinking of Time by Pink Floyd and my iPod went to it! Sickkkkk!"

"You got a case of iPod telepathy there dude."

"Whoaaaa."

iPod telepathy by permastoned September 19, 2009