starfish slurpee 

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.

Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee

starfish slurpee by dabatrin February 10, 2018

Banana Slurpee

A prank in which you fool the victim into drinking yellow snow.

Joey will never forgive me after I gave him a banana slurpee last week.

Banana Slurpee by Com-un-Sense December 7, 2018

Lil Slurpee

The definition of a bad rapper. If I took something out of my anus and showed it to you. It would be lil Slurpee. Look up his songs. Benz, True Facts, NMD. True facts talks about assault. “You better watch yourself before you get the belt.” Do you like that type of rapper. I mean, he can’t even get a girl? Ella, Emma, you name it, he’s gotten rejected by them. Oh and he dated Hristiyana and liked Nia Klepp! To pissy to ask her out though

Her: Hey did you here about the new rap song?
Him: Yeah it’s awful, just like Lil Slurpee.

Lil Slurpee by Theneighbortothrleft December 14, 2018

bulimia slurpee 

When you take a take a muscle shot of ketamine, and vomit then you inhale drool after vomiting when gasping for air.

Last night was terrible Yames, went out to the bar and when home and had a bulimia slurpee.

bulimia slurpee by SmileItHelps July 12, 2019

herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

herpes slurpee by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020

Lookout Slurpee 

When you have a wet ass fart...that your girlfriend then slurps up, with a straw.

Last night, Stacy enjoyed a lookout Slurpee.. after I nearly shat myself..

Lookout Slurpee by SirGradu December 6, 2020

Burpee Slurpee 

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.

jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.

Burpee Slurpee by kylesmokes December 26, 2020