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sex saddle

When you put a miniature daddy saddle on your partners cock and ride as either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl
My uncle and I are gonna use the sex saddle tonight! Yee-haw!
sex saddle by That stupid hoe November 23, 2015

country saddle 

The Country Saddle aka "Cuntry Saddle", refers to the male presence of BOTH a "Happy Trail" aka "Treasure Trail" (pubic hair extending to the navel) AND a "Bunny Tail" (pubic hair from the buttocks extending to the lower back).
I went to Nancy's party last weekend, and her older brother was there, and he got totally wasted...and then he pulled down his pants, and showed off his country saddle... among other things...giggle giggle.

mmmm mmmm mmmmh.

Joyce told him that his country saddle was nasty and that he should get it waxed, but I thought it looked really sexy on him.

skank saddle

A skanky girl who likes to ride horses naked on her western style saddle with 'skank' engraved on it.
She rode her 'skank saddle' to her prostitution corner.
skank saddle by fuadalete April 16, 2010

Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.
"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"
Hairy Saddle by Unrustled1 April 1, 2013

nut saddle

The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.
"Despite an appealing nut saddle, her eyes seemed too wide-set."

"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."
nut saddle by Suavis Cortez December 11, 2013

Texas saddle 

Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!

Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
Texas saddle by MacG007 February 20, 2014