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Bokehhottie 

Japanese: boke) is the blur + American hottieslang
A term for a person who is aesthetically pleasing based on limited information, for which the imagination supplants the missing information. Information may be limited due to distance, lighting, or angle. Typically, the imagination is much more generous that nature, and the bokehhotties do not live up to the promise.
Hey man, look at all the beautiful women around here, like that one way over there and that girl walking away from us!

Don't get too excited, man. I've seen too many bokehhotties to trust my senses from here.
Bokehhottie by Juan Moore Beer January 3, 2012
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bondeknold 

The Danish form of the American "redneck" or "hick".
Han er en bondeknold!
bondeknold by ColdStardust October 22, 2013
The feeling of impending doom that one might feel that is dealing with depression anxiety addiction PTSD loneliness isolation boredom etc
I woke up this morning feeling blonkë
My life is so stressful that I feel Blonkë all the time
Blonkë by Argo2016 May 16, 2017
Blackout drunk beyond the point of no return, always involving crying and a confession of love.
Yo, max is fucking boeked right now.
boeked by Lacroixboi January 14, 2018
Plant therapist with lots of added dad jokes. Is not funny but thinks of them self’s as if they had high comedy. Has little to no brain. Loves eye rolls. On a scale from 1-10 they have a 10 in sarcasm. Has self talks and random outburst in public settings. Keeps to them selves and lacks social skills. When you get to know them you will not regret it
Hey is there even such thing as a plant therapist? Ya there a Bankel

bonce balancing 

the art of balancing random objects on your head
my friend fell asleep at a party so we got some random household objects and started bonce balancing
bonce balancing by sangus June 6, 2018