drinking alone 

Something very lonely and sad people do. A person that very badly needs a woman in his life.

I’m drinking alone cause I’m too lazy to date.

drinking alone by Hitchette October 29, 2017

Forever Alone Satisfier 

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.

What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it

Forever Alone Satisfier by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex 

a stupid, pointless, piece of shit anime. i watched it out of curiosity and couldn't stand 5 minutes of the shit! it bored me out of my mind. basically just some sleep-inducing governmental crap, a lot of it set in a boardroom. yaaaaaawn.

ps. fullmetal alchemist kicks ass!!! *headbangs*

never watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, EVER, lest you wish for you brain to deteriorate and drain out of your ears from boredom. it's just that bad.

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

What every scrawney little pussy boy fears.

Kurt Cobain won't save you, mother fucker.

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed 

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

Butt fucking, incest, gay

Friend: I saw that
Other Friend: Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin by Copenhager long cut May 22, 2018

Forever Alone

The forever alone rage comic has squashed, wrinkled head with an enormous jaw and dimpled chin, and a stick figure body. He is usually depicted as crying in the final panel of a comic along with the words forever alone, used a kind of punchline after some experience of failure, rejection, or isolation in romantic relationships. For instance, one comic begins with a stick figure coming home from work and announcing, “Honey, I’m home.” The character then eats a literal jar of honey, culminating in the forever alone face with traces of honey on his lips.

The forever alone face appeared in a popular 2010 video game, Super Meat Boy, and a marketing campaign by Sony Ericsson’s Xperiathon, a solo marathon project. Interest in the phrase forever alone peaked on Google Trends in 2012—right around Valentine’s Day.

The forever alone rage comic became popular to the point that the expression forever alone took off as its own meme in the mainstream, and is often used as a hashtag or a reaction comment in social media.

Have you seen that Forever Alone meme?

Forever Alone by Sarah Daniels September 15, 2021