zarboner

(n) A zarboner is the most massive erection one can have. It is named after a ridiculously goodlooking Clarkson University hockey player, Matthew Zarbo. He wears jersey number 21, and was given the title of "Mr. November" in November of 2010.

Dude, I just saw that hot freshman on campus today, totally got a zarboner.

by babycakes3000 December 8, 2010

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Zomboner

What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is still not done. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it will not die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!

Dude, I jacked off nine times last night. Zomboner!
My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...
Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"
Billy: "Zomboner, man!"

by Nubcakes Smith January 26, 2008

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Zomboner

When a zombie gets a boner.

Yo bro, he's got a zomboner!

by Squidit June 10, 2018

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zomboner

A boner that won't go away, no matter how many times you choke the chicken, slap the ham, catch the snake, or go for a ride on the Righty Express. A zombie boner, that won't die.

Dude, my zomboner won't go away.
DUDE, why do you have a boner?! 'Zomboner, man.'
Your zomboner is frustrating me.

by Nubcakes Smith January 10, 2009

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Zomboner

A posthumous erection caused by rapid or violent death such as a bullet wound or a traumatic blow to the head. Death erections can also be provoked by auto-erotic asphyxiation, (like in strangulation or hanging).

"Speculation continues to swirl around the death of actor David Carradine. One thing is for sure, he had one hell of a zomboner."

by tlinget October 13, 2009