yarmulke 

Protective head gear worn by honorary jews

<a jew ponders>
"Should i wear my yarmulke under my baseball hat or over it"

yarmulke by Automatah April 6, 2003

yarmulke 

the most magical thing in the world. jews r the luckiest people on earth. they always have magic upon they're head!! they come in many colors. n many fabrics. they rockkkk! every1 envies the yarmulke wearers...

guy 1- "omg look! yarmulkes!"
guy 2- "those people r sooo lucky"
guy 1- "hey they're gettin on the roller coaster with the yarmulkes on. won't they fly off?"
guy 2- "haha nooo way. i saw them go SWIMMING with the yarmulkes earlier"
guy 1- "they didn't go underwater tho, riiiight?"
guy 2- "OF COURSE!!! yarmulkes r not clipped on or glued. they r held on by sumthing much stronger..."
guy 1- "and whats that?"
guy 2- "magic..."

yarmulke by lacyfrickenroxxx11;) August 20, 2009

yamulke 

A tiiiiny hat that jews where to cover up there bald spots from gods wrath! :)

my bald spot was wrathed and now i am in need of a YAMULKE

yamulke by yamulke October 18, 2008

meat yarmulke 

Unfortunate incidence of MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) located at the crown of an ever-thinning head of hair, the pink, fleshy scap is exposed.

"Yikes, I though that guy my aunt set me up with was a real catch...until his slathered SPF 50 on his meat yarmulke! Sick!"

meat yarmulke by WontGetFooledAgain December 30, 2008

Yarmulke 

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he pulls out right before ejaculation, grabs a yarmulke and ejaculates into it, and then puts it on her head. That shit will never fall off during services.

Dude, my girl and I tried out the yarmulke at Beth El, she wore my yarmulke the rest of Shabbat.

Yarmulke by JewKing July 22, 2011

@yarmulkejew 

bro this person is the best person alive man. he is a super sweet and kind caring person. i could never ask for anyone better and she is always there to listen and talk to me. even in minor situation he is there. we have the closest relationship like ever and were able to make jokes friends never made before and we laugh for hours on end and talk for days straight. even thru when we get distant we are still always checking up on each other and will give eachother breaks and come back the same. i love him so so so much

@yarmulkejew is the best person ever :)

@yarmulkejew by X1PP3RXD June 8, 2021

creamy yarmulke 

When a man masturbates in the shower and shoots cum up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing Hava Nagila That is a creamy yarmulke.

Chaim couldn't get laid at the Bar Mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke.

creamy yarmulke by Nordicwolf March 2, 2014