woobie 

the combination of having a chubby and a woody.
when one's boner isn't the hardest it can be, but still leave an impression. can still do damage.

dude did you hear what she just told me? i totally have a woobie right now!

woobie by WhereRmyPants October 17, 2011

woobie 

a best friend
or a nickname used between best friends

friend 1-hey woobie
friend 2-hey foobie

woobie by shabalabdingdong August 14, 2006

Woobie 

A white Girl With a Booty

Wow That White Girl Has a Woobie.

Woobie by jadineamber July 2, 2009

woobie 

a dog, preferably a furry dog such as a golden retriever. Used when conversing about said dog with others.

Craig: "Hey man i got to go give my woobie a bath."
Steve: "Ok cool i have to go walk my woobie around the block."

woobie by Wampa Assassin March 26, 2009

Woobie 

Wu-Banger aka woobie
Weed blunt laced with coke,
Pronounced Wu-Bee

Ima blaze a woobie in da hoopty with some groupies

Woobie by Ruby Raw April 12, 2019

woobie 

a superr fuzzy golden retriever
that eats ugly dogs like kiki, bailey, mimi, FRODO, and mac.
somtimes for a snack a kitty will do nicley!
perhaps natala? or simba!
a woobie also has huge black balls

Jord:Harleyyyy ..come here woobiee bearrr!!!!!
Harley:WOOF WOOF WOOOOOF!!!!!
Dak:Ewww woobie stop humping me..

woobie by JKOFF January 18, 2008

woobie 

those short little tufts of hair around the hairline that will never ever stay down.
Bert of the infamous duo "ernie and bert" has a hairstyle that may be accuratley described as a woobie.

"i'm going to dye my woobies purple"
"can i borrow some gel to tame my out of control woobie?"

woobie by krisdin May 3, 2005