Witty 

A word that means someone is funny, without spending several hours rehearsing and writing jokes. It’s a fine art for all who can bare the title.

Also somewhat commonly a word used in internet usernames, as to say “haha look im witty”

Person A: “Aren’t they so witty?”
Person B: “Yeah, I love hearing their jokes.”

Witty by funkytowndweller May 20, 2022

witty 

it is pronounced in an Indian accent as "vitty".

used when you want to sexually arouse someone by calling them smart.

sarah: "oh jerimiah your so vitty"

vitty "jerimiah: thank you, you are vitty too"

sarah: "would you like to fuck"

jerimiah: "yes my vitty gyal"

bystander: "witty is definitely is an amazing compliment when you want to sexually arouse someone by calling them smart."

witty by vittygirl999 March 3, 2024

Witty Profiles 

Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.

Obsession will occur.

School work will be put off until every single quote

on the top quotes list is read.

Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends

and family do, and you will pour every single thought into

your quotes.

You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your

quotes in so you don’t forget them.

Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3

Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!

Witty Profiles by Lovetwolovetwolive December 8, 2010

witty charm 

That super cool thing about someone that you just can't explain because its so cool.

Usually an aspect about someone that's really hot and the only way you can react to it is to fall in love with them.

Zavier: You're gay
Kassy: Wow Zavier, you really do have that witty charm

witty charm by NotAdolfHitler December 17, 2015

witty banter 

conversing in a quick and intelligent manner. requirement for funny attractive man. even if they are ugly the witty banter will redeem their unfortunate looks.

"Jake had the best witty banter yesterday."

"I know, it made me wanna bone him."

Ex.

Gilmore Girls

witty banter by slgdartmouth February 6, 2010

Witty titties 

Not your average titty. Sharp, edgy, well-trained.

-"Jamal, you lay brick on them bags yet?"

-"Naw man. I'ma break off my own rocks before I get cut by those witty titties."

Witty titties by Wittietittie February 12, 2015

Witty Chuck

A drink made with brandy and ginger ale. Tastes very good and makes you very witty.

That Witty Chuck made me whip out zingers all night!

Witty Chuck by Peter McDeath December 14, 2004