Molly Wapped 

FLA....to thoroughly get your assed whooped...FLA

Man that girl got molly wapped by them other two bitches

Molly Wapped by Maybabie October 13, 2020

p-whipped 

A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.

Jeff was so p-whipped, he couldn't even uranate without his domineering wife knowing about it.

p-whipped by Telephony August 16, 2011

toddler-whipped 

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.

When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”

toddler-whipped by jesshtx September 9, 2006

Piggy Whipped 

To be followed and/or pulled-over by the police.

While speeding inattentively, I noticed flashing lights in my rearview, only to realize I had just been piggy whipped.

Piggy Whipped by P.E. Whipple July 30, 2011

Whipped 

When a person, male or female is so in love with their partner that they will do anything for them, including allow themselves to be manipulated and controlled. Often results in a severe detachment from friends and family as the relationship becomes all-consuming.

person1: Dude, mark is so whipped by that girl!
person2: Yeah, he really likes her.
person1: What an idiot!

Whipped by Timmbo jon February 4, 2010

My Life Is Piggy Whipped 

My Life Is Piggy Whipped: MLIPW to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.

Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!

My Life Is Piggy Whipped by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011

Pocket Pussy Whipped 

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

Pocket Pussy Whipped by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018