winner

An extremely useful phrase in the petty world of masculine point-scoring in which many of us dwell.

It is used immediately after some form of victory has been attained. The scale of this victory is irrelevant. The phrase simply serves to rub salt in to the wound. It is used in all variety of situations and always to great comic effect.

"Oh my days, look at the shark, WINNNAARR"

by morgangills February 23, 2005

winner

is the mools

mools is the winner because she wins at ludo

by verlihli July 10, 2020

Winner

someone who is a fucking loser and sucks at life

Yo you know that kid christian? He is a winner and only knows how to win.

by Biggest Winner21 July 12, 2021

Winner

noun
1.
a person or thing that wins; victor.

2. Albana D.

Albana D. (Future S) is a WINNER because she gets two LSC in one day and closes on every deal

by M-Slot87 June 19, 2017

Winner

A winner is a person and/or persons that dress, look, act or are otherwise extremely trashy.
These people generally have mullets, poorly died hair or other distasteful hair cuts.
Their dress code is generally short shorts, fluorecent colours, clothes that bare more skin than the person should show and can often be found smoking.

"Hey Ziyi look over there, she's a big winner"
"There's no denying that she's a winner look at her hair cut it just screams winner"

by YourDemigod October 7, 2007

winner

A phrase used to exaggerate excitement or happiness when something goes your way.

"It's my birthday next week. Winner!!"

by Kenworth Crowlsnd March 27, 2009

winNER

a winner is when a guy is having sex with a chick and goes out as hard and as fast as possible in order to come VERY quickly. When he does he shouts, "WINNER" in her face!

Spike is a winner all the time

by penguin July 23, 2003