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Winking Sphinx 

The quivering effect on your butthole after eating bad quality food.
Engineer 1: "The lunch they got us today is making my butthole quiver."

Engineer 2: "Oh you mean you have a wicked case of the Winking Sphinx?"
Winking Sphinx by daHannibal September 2, 2012

winking brown eye

when cutting a fart, you spread your ass cheeks, and you can see the "o-ring"(sphincter) open and close "wink", when rancid eminations are expelled
While your wife was eating my ass, I farted in her face. I know she was close enough to see my winking brown eye. I hope I did not leave a skid on her tongue.
winking brown eye by Mark 1 October 29, 2005

Winking Eye 

I pulled her pants down and her winking eye was looking right at me.

Awesome!
Winking Eye by jcs6388 December 16, 2008

winking starfish 

A course but accurate description for an anus used in the UK by soldiers who are normally drunk and or randy.
wow Dave your winking starfish looks sore have you been to see the Badge again?
The Badge is the REGIMENTAL SERGENT MAJOR

winking lizard 

When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time
Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night

Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!

Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
winking lizard by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008

winking emoji 

A way of girls to tell you indirectly they are romantically interested in you.
Jimmy - Talk later
Jessica - I'll see you Tommorow "winking emoji"