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inappropriate wiggling 

When two or more ice carvers are sharing body heat, and one or more move there bodies in ways that lead to increased friction and wetness. Only count if your in a tent in the winter with just one sleeping bag and lot of alcohol.
You can share my body heat but no inappropriate wiggling.

Stick-wiggling Fucktard 

What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.
Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."

ear wiggling 

To lie; to fib; to bend the truth
Tim was doing some serious ear wiggling when he said Tina's dress looked "Bitchin' as fuck!"
ear wiggling by Fucking Phil September 5, 2019

Tit wiggling 

Describes two or more kids messing around and taking up time
This too boys are tit wiggling around

Public Wiggling 

The act of touching someone's private part in a public setting.
Last night, she got really drunk and was public wiggling at the bar.
Public Wiggling by Stojo May 9, 2014

Tit wiggling 

Describes two or three kids messing around and taking time up