Dual Wielding 

When a guy talks on the phone while urinating.

The act of talking or texting with a phone in one hand and a urinating penis in the other.

Phone conversation:

Caller: It sounds like you're in the restroom. Want me to call you back?

Guy: Nah, it's cool I'm dual wielding.

Dual Wielding by Dadz May 7, 2012

global weirding

The term that's used to describe the fact that global warming is not happening anymore, but weird weather is happening instead. If there's 10 feet of snow on the ground it's hard to blame global warming so elite environmental snobs of the world, like Thomas Friedman of the New York Times, just say it's weird but trust us, the earth still has a fever.

Sure the US has had 12 major snowstorms this year, and England is having it's coldest winter in 1000 years, but it's because of global weirding.

global weirding by worldkingproductions March 3, 2011

dual wielding 

Two guys jacking off in the same room (but pretending it didn't happen and/or isn't gay).

After being snubbed at the club, Ricky and Byron went back to their dorm room for a good dual wielding.

dual wielding by Doity Hairy August 17, 2008

wierdin

A term West Virginians use to describe the act of molestation.

"Why did your mom ground you?"

"I got grounded cuz my mama caught me wierdin my sister again."

wierdin by Juggy-E-Fresh June 19, 2009

weirding off

to masterbate/jerk off

Dude, my girlfriend caught me weirding off!

weirding off by charlie the scorpion July 30, 2013

Weirding 

Jerking off while playing games, on a call with your friends, or watching Markiplier.

Bro 1: dude come hang out with us later
Bro 2: nah man i need to jerk off while playing games on a call with my friends while watching markiplier for 5 hours

Bro 1: you need to quit weirding man its getting out of hand

Weirding by mrbuddyguy January 19, 2024

Wielding Gary

The state of being in possession of a cigarette.

Man 1: “Yo are you wielding gary?”
Man 2: “Fucking a right pal, you want one?”

Wielding Gary by Garette March 3, 2026