urban wiping 

Asserting that due to having run out of regular toilet paper, one has been reduced to ripping (the virtual) pages out of the Urban Dictionary to wipe one's behind with after defecating.

(An absurdist but wry way of deflecting an insult about one's hygiene, neither admitting the charge nor getting into an unnecessary fight.)

Outta cash, bro. Been urban wiping.

urban wiping by Dr Whosis December 9, 2010

wiping white

During the latter stages of wiping one's bumhole, this is the point at which the paper returns for inspection unsoiled and clear.

"Thank god, i'm wiping white at last. What a messy clear-up"

wiping white by RattyMcG January 29, 2008

Winding You Up 

Teasing someone or making fun of them.

It's not true he's just winding you up.

Winding You Up by L.L.Maheswari February 14, 2008

wiiings 

Redbull's alternative word for wings so they have a reason to not get sued for not actually giving people wings.

Me: I'm sueing you because it doesn't give me wings
Redbull: No, we said it gives you wiiings

wiiings by SDAmuzus December 25, 2017

wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

wifing by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009

Winding and grinding 

a signature dance move of a man named Duke Depp who dresses up as Willy Wonka.

Duke always do the winding and grinding on his live

Winding and grinding by Cola.depp March 21, 2021

wiking off 

A neologism. The practice of reading essentially random Wikipedia pages for entertainment or as a procrastination technique; alludes to intellectual masturbation.

I caught my boyfriend wiking off at the computer the other night.

Quit wiking off and get back to work!

wiking off by yeastbeast October 10, 2005